My day today
Yes, I'm writing another post... Because I feel like it... I know I've done one already today...
I doubt anyone is reading my pathetic blog, but if you are, thanks.
So today I had PE. What? Don't give me that look, I wasn't checking anybody out ;) Oh you know me too well I totally was. Can we just talk about this other Jack? You know that cute one I mentioned before, well he has a six pack. OMG. And he has muscles. I want to sit on his face. Stop it! I shouldn't be talking like this, it isn't fifty shades. Oh my gosh, I love that book. Honestly, even though it was written for horny cougars & milfs & dilfs & gilfs? it is so fucking good. If only I was Anastacia, Luke was Christian. OMG OMG OMG total fan girl moment. Fucking love him...I meant Christian... So in PE today, we was doing dodgeball (not exactly my sport because I'm not dodging Luke's & Jack's balls. Stop It! God I'm in such a dirty mood today) And Luke & Jack were wearing there short shorts as usual. You gotta love there cute little butts squeezing that fabric, and the other side stretching the fabric o.o Oh shoot I keep using emoticons, I promised myself before I wrote this I wouldn't for the simple reason I don't know a lot of emoticons, especially the popular ones and also I hate it when people are like :D :D :D :D :D :D :) :) :-) ;-) c: C: C: C: C; :P ;* :> ;} :3 ly him
Yeah practically will murder them. Anyway where was I? Dicks stretching the fabric. Wait what? I prefer the word Cock better. It just sounds hotter. Cock. Anyway, totally would sit on that. Oh god. So I was in the middle of a dodgeball match, and a ball bounced the back of the wall and rolled over to the bench, I quickly ran to get it before anybody on the opposing team had a ball, and guess who had it. LUKE. And I said, "Pass". And it took him a minute to realise that it was me, I was kinda in a rush. And he proper launched it at me, and I ducked. Luckily, someone else rolled a ball towards me. Later on, I was the last person left, everyone was yelling, "Catch it!" (if you catch it you get someone who was out back on your team again) and I tried to, and guess what? I failed. And when we were sat on the bench, Jack came to me and said, "If you caught it, you would've got all this." And he gestured to himself. Mmm... Yes I would love that. What? NO! Of course I didn't say that. I just laughed in polite nervousness. Anyway afterwards as we was exiting, Luke from behind put me under his T-shirt, as a joke of course maybe later it won't be... And it smelt of sweat, Luke's sweat, which actually smelt a lot nicer than any other person's sweat and it was sexier too. Anyway when I freed myself from his t shirt, he gave me that seductive grin again. And Kiera nudged me as we were walking out, "Ooooh", because she knows I like him. What? No I'm not supposed to like him. No. No. No. It's never going to work out. All these 'games' he's supposedly playing is just in your head. He's never going to like you. He likes Beth. You just find him attractive, nothing else. Aim towards a more realistic target like Jack. Jack's cute but I don't like him like I love Luke...
I doubt anyone is reading my pathetic blog, but if you are, thanks.
So today I had PE. What? Don't give me that look, I wasn't checking anybody out ;) Oh you know me too well I totally was. Can we just talk about this other Jack? You know that cute one I mentioned before, well he has a six pack. OMG. And he has muscles. I want to sit on his face. Stop it! I shouldn't be talking like this, it isn't fifty shades. Oh my gosh, I love that book. Honestly, even though it was written for horny cougars & milfs & dilfs & gilfs? it is so fucking good. If only I was Anastacia, Luke was Christian. OMG OMG OMG total fan girl moment. Fucking love him...I meant Christian... So in PE today, we was doing dodgeball (not exactly my sport because I'm not dodging Luke's & Jack's balls. Stop It! God I'm in such a dirty mood today) And Luke & Jack were wearing there short shorts as usual. You gotta love there cute little butts squeezing that fabric, and the other side stretching the fabric o.o Oh shoot I keep using emoticons, I promised myself before I wrote this I wouldn't for the simple reason I don't know a lot of emoticons, especially the popular ones and also I hate it when people are like :D :D :D :D :D :D :) :) :-) ;-) c: C: C: C: C; :P ;* :> ;} :3 ly him
Yeah practically will murder them. Anyway where was I? Dicks stretching the fabric. Wait what? I prefer the word Cock better. It just sounds hotter. Cock. Anyway, totally would sit on that. Oh god. So I was in the middle of a dodgeball match, and a ball bounced the back of the wall and rolled over to the bench, I quickly ran to get it before anybody on the opposing team had a ball, and guess who had it. LUKE. And I said, "Pass". And it took him a minute to realise that it was me, I was kinda in a rush. And he proper launched it at me, and I ducked. Luckily, someone else rolled a ball towards me. Later on, I was the last person left, everyone was yelling, "Catch it!" (if you catch it you get someone who was out back on your team again) and I tried to, and guess what? I failed. And when we were sat on the bench, Jack came to me and said, "If you caught it, you would've got all this." And he gestured to himself. Mmm... Yes I would love that. What? NO! Of course I didn't say that. I just laughed in polite nervousness. Anyway afterwards as we was exiting, Luke from behind put me under his T-shirt, as a joke of course maybe later it won't be... And it smelt of sweat, Luke's sweat, which actually smelt a lot nicer than any other person's sweat and it was sexier too. Anyway when I freed myself from his t shirt, he gave me that seductive grin again. And Kiera nudged me as we were walking out, "Ooooh", because she knows I like him. What? No I'm not supposed to like him. No. No. No. It's never going to work out. All these 'games' he's supposedly playing is just in your head. He's never going to like you. He likes Beth. You just find him attractive, nothing else. Aim towards a more realistic target like Jack. Jack's cute but I don't like him like I love Luke...
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